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:: 10-18-07 - Lost & Found ::

-- THE GUATEMALAN HANDSHAKE DOWN UNDER, UP TOP, AND OUT WEST--

Okay...we forgot to tell you about some screenings that took place in Pennsylvania, Iowa, Colorado and Brazil....We won't do it again,
promise.

We almost forgot to tell you about these screenings as well...so tell your Momma:


KANSAS CITY, KS
– Kansas City Filmmaker's Jubilee –
Saturday, October 27 - 7:00pm

OLYMPIA, WA
- Olympia Film Festival -
Tuesday, November 6- 10:00pm

It's about time a DVD for this film was released...it's in the works with news coming very, very soon. One way or another, it'll be released between now and March with a lot of amazing items attached. We promise to make the wait worth your while. We ain't rich, so we all will
consider you being ahead of the curve on this one.

In the meantime, here is a video starring THE GUATEMALAN HANDSHAKE's own IVAN DIMITROV:


Actually, it has also been directed by The Guatemalan Handshake director Todd Rohal ...and while we're at it the music is by David Wingo's band, OLA PODRIDA. David created much of the score for the film and you should have already bought his album by now.

The video was created by Todd Rohal, David Wingo, Lea Prainsack, Jason Orfanon and Craig Moorhead.

You can download a higher quality version to your hard-drive HERE.

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:: 07-13-07 - Norbit ::

-- THE GUATEMALAN HANDSHAKE DOWN UNDER, UP TOP, AND OUT WEST--

Our theatrical screenings continue to march on...we are currently at work on the DVD for THE GUATEMALAN HANDSHAKE, which
promises to contain a long list of extra features and bells and whistles and ding dongs that'll make it worth the extra long wait. More on that
soon enough...for now...

A few more screenings in July to keep your summertime cool:


PERTH, AUSTRALIA
– The Revelation Perth International Film Festival –
Thursday, July 19 - 9:00pm
Sunday, July 22 - 3:45pm

GLASGOW, SCOTLAND, UK
- Celluloid Jam -
Friday, July 20 - 8:00pm
Free screening with THE AMERICAN ASTRONAUT

ITHACA, NY
- Cornell Cinema -

Friday, July 27 - 7:30pm
Sunday, July 29 - 9:30pm
Tuesday, July 31 - 8:00pm

BOISE, ID
- True West Cinema Festival -
Thursday, August 9 - 7:00pm
We're excited to announce that we've been invited to be the OPENING NIGHT FILM
f or this year's festival. Director Todd Rohal & dancing man Ivan Dimitrov will be in attendance!



John Malkovich checks out the C-Car in a newly unearthed photo from Park City, UT



+++ ALSO +++
Nick Dawson at Filmmaker Magazine recently sat down with director Todd Rohal for an interview.
Join in the delights of a talk about film, depression and calamari.

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:: 06-04-07 - Hey Chicago! ::

-- THE GUATEMALAN HANDSHAKE TAKES ON THE WINDY CITY --

John Hughes and William “The Refrigerator” Perry personally invite you to attend a screening of THE GUATEMALAN HANDSHAKE
in Chicago, IL starting next week projected in gorgeous 35mm at the Gene Siskel Center right across from the Chicago Theater and just down
the street from Peter Cetera’s infamous luxury apartment.

Please forward this to all the great folks you know in or near America’s third largest city.
The film runs all week...with Q&As following screenings on the weekend!


CHICAGO, IL
– The Gene Siskel Film Center –

Friday, June 8 – Thursday, June 14
Fri. at 8:00 pm
Sat. at 5:15 pm
Mon., Tue., and Thu. at 6:00 pm
Special Q&A following Fri & Sat screenings with Director Todd Rohal and William “The Refrigerator” Perry!

ONE WEEK ONLY!!
164 North State Street
Chicago Il 60601



+++ AND +++
David Wingo’s full band OLA PODRIDA will play at Schuba’s on
Wednesday, June 13th at 9:00pm
3159 N Southport Ave
Chicago, IL 60657

+++ ALSO +++
Nick Dawson at Filmmaker Magazine recently sat down with director Todd Rohal for an interview.
Join in the delights of a talk about film, depression and calamari.


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:: 04-23-07 - The Backyard & Beyond ::

THIS WEEK!!!
WASHINGTON, DC
– AFI Silver Theater –
APRIL 27th - May 2nd @ 9:00pm
THE LONG AWAITED HOMECOMING SHOW!! - ONE WEEK ONLY!!

Live performance by Italy’s own BOB the band before the Friday & Saturday shows!!
I PROMISE you, you'll like this band.
These will be their first shows in the USA...and they’re doing it with our movie...if anything, just come for this!!!

Also...Q&A with the cast & crew moderated by the legendary nut-magnet Jeff Krulik
PS – This theater has first-rate projection and sound


-- Please - Copy and forward information about the DC screenings to your friends from here --

LOS ANGELES, CA
- Silverlake Film Festival -
Friday, May 4 @ 9:45P
Thursday, May 10 @ 7:30P
Los Feliz Theater
Special Appearance on May 10th by a real 1979 Comuta-Car & Q&A with Todd Rohal

TORONTO, CANADA
– Over the Top Festival
MAY 5th - 3:30pm

BARCELONA, SPAIN
- BASE Film Festival -
MAY 4th - 7:00pm

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:: 02-26-07 - Ding Dong! ::

-- THE GUATEMALAN HANDSHAKE THEATRICAL SCREENINGS --
-- MARCH - MAY 2007--

We're very excited and proud to present more screenings of THE GUATEMALAN HANDSHAKE in theaters through May.
Even more dates & cities TBA soon!

STATE COLLEGE, PA
– Penn State University –
WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 28th – 7:30pm
Carnegie Cinema

COEUR D'ALENE, ID
Coeur d'Alene Film Festival
MARCH 2nd - 4th

SAN FRANCISCO, CA
Yerba Buena Center for the Arts
WEDNESDAY, MARCH 7th – 7:30pm
701 Mission St. at 3rd

COPENHAGEN, DENMARK
NAT Film Festival
MARCH 22nd - 29th
(Will Oldham Performance during Festival)

PITTSBURGH, PA
– Harris Theater
Week Run!
MARCH 26, 27, 28 & 29 - Check for Times
809 Liberty Avenue Pittsburgh, PA 15222

ROCHESTER, NY
– George Eastman House
SATURDAY, MARCH 31st - 7pm

ST. LOUIS, MO
– Webster Film Series
APRIL 20, 21 & 22 - 7:00 pm
Filmmaker’s Workshop with Todd Rohal - April 21 at 1:00 pm

WASHINGTON, DC
– AFI Silver Theater
Week Run!
APRIL 27th - May 3rd - 9:00pm

TORONTO, CANADA
– Over the Top Festival
MAY 3-6

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:: 02-05-07 - Opening Up ::

-- THE GUATEMALAN HANDSHAKE BEGINS THEATRICAL RUN --
-- IN SEATTLE & PORTLAND THIS WEEK --


This Friday, February 9th, THE GUATEMALAN HANDSHAKE will begin it’s official theatrical release by opening in Seattle, WA,
where it will run for a week at the Northwest Film Forum, then continue south to Portland, OR where it will screen for a week in the
beautiful Hollywood Theatre. Please support these screenings by attending them yourselves, sending your church and school groups,
encouraging your friends and family members to attend and helping spread the word via email and passive threats.

In order to help us book more cities, we need these screenings to be well attended!

These screenings will be more than just the film...take a look and pass it on:

NORTHWEST FILM FORUM
SEATTLE, WA

1515 12th Ave, Seattle WA 98122 - (206)329-2629

THE GUATEMALAN HANDSHAKE
FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 9 – THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 15
7:00pm & 9:00pm DAILY
SPECIAL EVENTS ALL WEEK!!!
Sponsored by Easy Street Records & GEARt.e.k Corporation

Thursday 2/8 – David Wingo discusses the art and craft of film scoring – 8:00pm (Note: this is not a GH screening)

Friday 2/9 – David Wingo Live after 9pm show

Saturday 2/10 – Kimya Dawson Live after 9pm show

Sunday 2/11 – David Wingo Live after 9pm show

Monday 2/12 – Special Screening of “Will You Lather Up My Rough House?” Directed by David Gordon Green before 7 & 9pm shows

Tuesday 2/13 – Special Screening of “The Aluminum Fowl” Directed by James Clauer, Produced by Harmony Korine & Agnes B.
before 7 & 9pm shows

Wednesday 2/14 – Special Screening of "Life in the Squat" Directed by Seth Sherman and featuring a very young Will Oldham
before 7 & 9pm shows

Thursday 2/15 – Special Screening of “Knuckleface Jones” Directed by Todd Rohal before 7 & 9pm shows

**Director Todd Rohal & Producer Megan Griffiths will be in attendance all week**

David Wingo, who created the beautiful score for the film, will be appearing after the Friday and Sunday 9pm shows in Seattle. His new
album, recorded under the name Ola Podrida, is already making waves in the music world and will be released on the Plug Research label this
spring. See him here before he wises up and begins charging you three times as much for shows. Free samples.

On Saturday in Seattle we are honored, pleased and thrilled to announce that Kimya Dawson will be playing after our 9pm show. Kimya is
known for being half of The Moldy Peaches (their music is used more than once in the film) and her solo albums are inspiring, funny and
more than wonderful. This is a dream come true.

HOLLYWOOD THEATRE
PORTLAND, OR

4122 N.E. Sandy Blvd. Portland, OR 97212 - (503) 281-4215

THE GUATEMALAN HANDSHAKE
SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 17 – THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 22
SHOWTIMES TBA (please check with the theater)
SPECIAL SHORT FILMS SCREENING ALL WEEK!!!


Saturday 2/17 – Q&A With Director Todd Rohal and Producer Megan Griffiths

All week: Special Screenings of the short films “Will You Lather Up My Rough House?” by David Gordon Green and “The Aluminum
Fowl” by James Clauer will rotate throughout the week prior to all of the screenings.

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:: 11-24-06 - European Vacation ::

We're happy to announce that THE GUATEMALAN HANDSHAKE was given three awards at the Torino Film Festival in Italy this past week. It was incredibly nice to share this film with folks on the other side of the world.

Special Jury Prize ex aequo to:
(Shared with Albert Serra's HONOR DE CAVALLERIA)
THE GUATEMALAN HANDSHAKE

by Todd Rohal (USA, 2006, 35mm, 96’)
The Special Jury Prize underlines the tour de force of the entire cast of The Guatemalan Handshake.
A collection of moments of strangeness and sadness is brought to life by the natural and authentic
performances of the entire American cast.

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Prize for Best Director to:
THE GUATEMALAN HANDSHAKE

by Todd Rohal (USA, 2006, 35mm, 96’)
For Todd Rohal’s talent; he is an extremely talented filmmaker, and his vigorous language and cutting
humor have created an anarchical and human world.

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The Jury of the Invitaiton to the Scuola Holden Prize for the best screenplay, composed of the students
of the Master’s degree course in narrative technique, awards the following Prize:
Holden Prize for screenplays:
THE GUATEMALAN HANDSHAKE

by Todd Rohal (USA, 2006, 35mm, 96’)
Because it’s absurdly tragic and aesthetically effective.


And, following one of the screenings we were lucky enough to find one of the country's most treasured Italian sights:

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:: 11-24-06 - UK Screenings ::

CINEWORLD CINEMAS - CHELTENHAM
– Cheltenham, England –
FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 24th – 7:00pm
-----
Super-PA Tim Ronca's pal Kieran Masterton came to our Carlisle screening and asked us to bring the film
to his college town in England. We agreed it was a good idea.



CAMBRIDGE UNIVERSITY

– Cambridge, England–
MONDAY, NOVEMBER 27th – 8:00pm
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Benjamin Morris aproached us about screening the film in Cambridge, so heck...let's do it.

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:: 11-02-06 - November Sunshine ::

Apologies for our absence...the past few months have been amazing...screenings across the country and around the world. It’s been an honor to meet many of you at these screenings and share this film in places we didn’t even know existed (San Diego – where?). Please forward these dates and times to your friends and family that might live nearby.

Here is the news for this month...a few more screenings starting as early as this weekend.

THREE RIVERS FILM FESTIVAL
– Pittsburgh, PA –
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 4th – 9:30pm
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 5th – 2:15pm

-----
Special post-screening Q&A and performances by the cast & crew of The Guatemalan
Handshake including a special appearance by Richard “Stool” Schreiber, Ken Byrnes, Joanne Byrnes,
Christopher Smalley, Jared Larson, Craig Moorhead, Jason Orfanon, Kerry Hustwit, Napoleon Juaniza,
Jim Ligons, Jeffrey Hemphill and others (contracts pending)...



CUCALORUS FILM FESTIVAL
– Wilmington, NC –
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 11th – 11:00am
-----
Sure, it’s an early screening, but how could we resist doing 11/11 at 11?
No film festival screenings before noon should charge admission, so come to
the rear door of the theater at 10:50 for free admission. Free French Toast at this one as well.
Wilmington’s premiere Roller Rink spot – Jellybeans – will be hosting
A Guatemalan Handshake “Evening on Wheels” on Friday night.



TORINO FILM FESTIVAL
– Torino, Italy –
THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 16th – 8:00pm
FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 17th - 9.30am
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 18th – 2:00pm

-----
http://www.torinofilmfest.com
That’s right...subtitled in Italian...I can not wait to see this.
Free tickets to anyone with a West Virginia Driver’s License.


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-- UK SCREENINGS --


The Guatemalan Handshake will be screening in England in late November. We are still working to finalize some of the dates and times in the next few weeks and will return with an email update once those screenings are set. So get your Smart Car batteries charging...


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We hope to see you on the road...2007 is already shaping up to be full of more and more...
Sure, it takes time, but what can we say? We’re doing it and we love you.

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:: 08-15-06 - International & 25 Faces ::

-- THE GUATEMALAN HANDSHAKE MAKES ITS INTERNATIONAL PREMIERE --

The Guatemalan Handshake is pleased to announce a busy month in September, including the long-awaited International
Premiere at the OLDENBURG FILM FESTIVAL in Germany.

More new screenings have just been announced at the SIDEWALK FILM FESTIVAL in Birmingham, AL and at the KANSAS INTERNATIONAL FILM FESTIVAL.

Please join us on the road at the following stops:

OLDENBURG FILM FESTIVAL
– Oldenburg, Germany –
FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 8th – 10:45pm
SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 9th – 5:30pm

PHILADELPHIA INTERNATIONAL HOUSE
SPECIAL FREE SCREENING!
– Philadelphia, PA –
SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 16th – 7pm
3701 Chestnut Street, Philadelphia, PA 19104
Tel: 215-387-5125

SLAMDANCE & DGA Present
in conjunction with IFP’s INDEPENDENT FILM WEEK
-- A Special FREE Screening of THE GUATEMALAN HANDSHAKE --

TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 19th – 6:30pm
DGA Theater
110 West 57th St. New York, NY 10019
(seating is limited, arrive promptly at 6:15pm)
FREE SCREENING!
Q&A following the screening to be hosted by Rose Troche, director of GO FISH & THE SAFETY OF OBJECTS

KANSAS INTERNATIONAL FILM FESTIVAL
– Overland Park, KS –
THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 21st – 7:45pm

SIDEWALK FILM FESTIVAL
– Birmingham, AL –
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 24th – 2:15pm
FREE TICKETS to patrons of the Lyric Restaurant who eat a special GH Wiener on Saturday from 12:00 - 4:00pm
Special Musical Performance by David Wingo on Saturday, Sept. 23rd @ 8pm!!!
Special Panel discussion with Dr. David Wingo Saturday @ 1:30!!!

CALGARY INTERNATIONAL FILM FESTIVAL
– Calgary, AB, Canada –
MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 25th – 9:30pm
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 1st– 7:00pm

SAN DIEGO FILM FESTIVAL
– San Diego, CA–
SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 30th – 5:15pm
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 1 – 2:30pm

TORUN FILM FESTIVAL
– Toruñ, POLAND –
OCTOBER 18th – 22nd – Times TBA

DIY: THE GUATAMALAN HANDSHAKE: FROM IFP ROUGH CUT LAB TO A THEATRE NEAR YOU
Todd Rohal will speak at the Filmmaker Conference in conjunction with the IFP Market in NY
SEPTEMBER 18th - 3:15 - 4:15PM
Puck Building - 293 Lafayette Street (at Houston Street)
New York City


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-- 25 NEW FACES --

In the new issue of FILMMAKER MAGAZINE you can catch GUATEMALAN HANDSHAKE director Todd Rohal as one of their
“25 New Faces of Independent Film” along with a photo he took of himself in a Tokyo elevator.

The honor is happily shared with fellow directors and friends Mike Tully (COCAINE ANGEL), Eunhee Cho (INNER CIRCLE LINE)
and Alex Karpovsky (THE HOLE STORY).

Issues of FILMMAKER MAGAZINE are now available at all good book and music stores and ONLINE.

 

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:: 07-24-06 - Things Get Hot ::

THE GUATEMALAN HANDSHAKE
NEWS & INFO UPDATE

JULY, 2006

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-- The GH enters the 21st Century with MySpace --

Finally, after being pushed and prodded by the youth of America, The Guatemalan Handshake has entered the confusing
networking world of MySpace…and it wants to be your friend.

Click over to http://www.myspace.com/ghandshake and make a friend request…few have been turned down. You’ll be able to
double check your screening times, get more updates (that don’t get forwarded to your bulk mail folder), view special content
and send personal messages to the cast & crew. Best of all, you can find links to the pages of other (and better) films and the
musicians who contributed to the film’s soundtrack.

For starters, visit David Wingo’s site: http://www.myspace.com/olapodrida
and Gretta Cohn’s site: http://www.myspace.com/grettacohn

Amazing. Welcome to the future. Be our friend, please.

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-- The “America” Podcast Is Completed --

For those of you following the official GH Podcast, you’ve reached the end. After 10 epic episodes, the boys from P-burg finally
made it to Park City and returned home. If you’ve missed this epic quest you can still view it via the podcast link on the GH
website or via the MySpace page (see above).

If you still don’t quite understand the concept of podcasts, the entire series is now also available via YouTube…another
technological sign of the coming apocalypse. If you haven’t seen the epic Park City quest yet, this is your chance.

Click over to http://www.youtube.com/user/guatemalanhandshake

The final episode features the exhausted but determined boys visiting the sorority houses of Park City’s MovieFone girls…much
harassment and final credit sequences ensue.

The next podcasts will feature a radio interview from Baltimore, a look back behind the scenes from 2 years (!) ago and music
selections from THE GUATEMALAN HANDSHAKE soundtrack.

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-- GH Comes To Your Town --

We here at GH HQ are racking up the phone bills with calls to theaters, museums, screening venues and just about anywhere with
a 35mm projector trying to bring this film to your town.

We’re currently working on trying to bring the film to NY, DC, Baltimore, Pittsburgh, Columbus, Austin, Jacksonville, Seattle, San
Francisco, Chicago, Harrisburg and the dirty city of Los Angeles.

We’d very much like to bring it to more cities, but we’re very much limited to the resources of our 10 fingers, two ears and one
mouth. If you have a venue that you think we could book, by all means CONTACT US and we’ll get right on
it. If you know the managers of theaters or local film critics in your city or in the cities listed above, please send info as well…and
tell them how much you like this film.

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-- A New Short “Film” From Todd Rohal --

Last March the Holland Board of Tourism and CondeNast hired ace director Todd Rohal to go to the Netherlands to shoot a
“promotional film” for the country’s website. Todd then called on ace thespian Danny McBride (THE FOOT FIST WAY, ALL THE
REAL GIRLS) to accompany him on the trip. After a week in Amsterdam they returned with a short subject entitled THE SWEATY
SALESMAN.

The film was edited in the span of 3 hours in a Boston hotel room and is also in color.

You can view the movie by going here: http://www.concierge.com/promo/holland/

If you decide to vote, please vote for the film entitled “Tulips For Daisy”. Once you do, you’ll discover why. We like to be the Dark
Horse. If you really like what you see, send us an email and we’ll send you a secret link to an alternate version of THE SWEATY
SALESMAN that was (rightfully) deemed too disturbing for the Holland Board of Tourism.

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-- Photos From the Road --

Photos from some of this year’s travels can now be seen on the Guatemalan Handshake website.

Click HERE for pictures from Holland, NY, PA, Boston, Baltimore, Brooklyn and more.

These pages will be updated as the travels continue.

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-- Links --

Check the NOTES/FACTS section of this site for links to a wonderful radio interview from Baltimore, interviews, reviews and mentions
of our film from the past 6 months.

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Much more to come....


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:: 06-01-06 - Your Updated To-Do List ::

June brings some new screenings of THE GUATEMALAN HANDSHAKE

THE GUATEMALAN HANDSHAKE @ ROOFTOP FILMS
FRIDAY, JUNE 16 – Music @ 8:30, Movie @ 9:00

This is an outdoor event, but projection will still be presented in glorious 35mm!
>>> Special Musical Performance by David Wingo & Gretta Cohn <<<
(creators of the GUATEMALAN HANDSHAKE soundtrack)
On the lawn of Automotive High School
50 Bedford Ave, between N. 12th and Lorimer, Williamsburg, Brooklyn
In the event of rain the show is indoors at the same location.


THE GUATEMALAN HANDSHAKE @ THE SOUTHSIDE FILM FESTIVAL
SATURDAY, JUNE 17 @ 7:30pm
SUNDAY, JUNE 18 @ 12:30pm

The Packard Theater - Bethlehem, PA

Coming (Very) Soon:
-- GHandshake on MySpace
-- The Final "America" Podcast
-- Photos
-- Interview Links
-- Radio Shows
-- Reviews
-- Audience Remarks
-- Music Downloads
-- More Screenings
-- Sleep

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:: 03-22-06 - On the Road ::

THE GUATEMALAN HANDSHAKE begins its festival rounds in April, screening with a brand new 35mm print. Catch it in the following cities, or CONTACT US to book the film elsewhere. Additional screenings will be announced in the upcoming weeks.

Sarasota Film Festival, Sarasota, FL
Friday, April 7 - 4:45pm
Saturday, April 8 - 5:15pm

Independent Film Festival of Boston, Boston, MA
Saturday, April 22 - 8:00pm - Somerville Theatre
Monday, April 24 - 5:30pm - Somerville Theatre

Arizona Film Festival, Tucson, AZ
Thursday, April 27 - 7:00PM - Crossroads Theatre
Friday, April 28 - 5:00PM - The Screening Room

Athens International Film Festival, Athens, OH
Saturday, April 29 - 7:30pm - The Athena Cinema

Carlisle Theater Local Premiere, Carlisle, PA
May 6 – 7:00pm
*Free Screening - Cast & Crew in Attendance*

Maryland Film Festival, Baltimore, MD
Friday, May 12 - 1:00pm - The Charles Theater
Saturday, May 13 - 9:30pm - The Charles Theater

Southside Film Festival, Bethlehem, PA
June 15-18, Times TBA

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PODCASTS:

Subscribe to THE GUATEMALAN HANDSHAKE PODCAST via iTunes. Episodes are being updated every week documenting the
journey taken by fearless promoters Dylan, Chris and Jared in their efforts to bring the electric ComutaCar to Park City, UT for the
world premiere at the Slamdance Film Festival. Future podcats will contain music from the soundtrack, behind the scenes footage and
clips from the road. Think of it as supplemental DVD features without having to buy a DVD.

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REQUIRED READING:

Read an article by Edward McPherson from the NEW YORK OBSERVER about how the donation of his couch saved the production
of THE GUATEMALAN HANDSHAKE.

Read a KIND REVIEW by Bob Nowotny from NeedToVent.com about our very own movie.

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:: 01-30-06 - Special ::

THE GUATEMALAN HANDSHAKE was awarded a SPECIAL JURY PRIZE at the 2006 Slamdance Film Festival.
The festival screenings in Park City, Utah were sold out and riotous. Thank you to all who attended, supported and promoted.
Notes, photos and video will be available soon.

A screening in Harrisburg, PA is set for Saturday May 6th at the Carlisle Theater. This screening will be open to the public as
a thank you to the community who supported this film from the beginning. Again...more details to come and additional screenings
to be announced.

Also...Podcast content coming soon -- "The GH, Part One - Bringing the C-Car to Park City, Utah"

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:: 12-12-05 - It Ends, It Begins ::


Thank you all, patient supporters of this film...the screenings begin next month:

We here at GH HQ are pleased to announce that THE GUATEMALAN HANDSHAKE will make it's first public screening as part of SLAMDANCE 2006 in Park City, Utah.

Screening times are set to be held on Saturday, Jan. 21st at 6pm and Tuesday, Jan. 24th at 3:30pm.

More events and festivities are being planned/organized/formulated and will be announced soon.

Until then, we're still hacking away at the last bits and details of the audio and print...getting it ready for you.

Please CONTACT US with any thoughts, questions or ideas and we'll get back to you right away.

More news soon. Join the MAILING LIST and keep up with us.

More updates will happen on this website in the upcoming weeks. Now go take your vitamins and get yourself strong.

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:: 9-27-05 - Electricity ::

Progress:
The film is in a "final cut" stage...meaning we've given it all we can and are ready to lock it all down and ship it all out. This actually
happened a month or two ago and progress has not slowed one bit...We've hired the ears of young Christopher Gebert to complete
our audio post. Already he has visited the demolition derby championships in Long, Island, NY where he recorded 18 hours of engines,
crashes, cheers and explosions. While Chris was hard at work in Montauk, Jason, Megan and Todd attended the IFP Rough Cuts Lab
in New York City where they met some incredibly supportive and fascinating individuals...one of whom began to show early signs
of a nervous breakdown. Needless to say, much fun was had and great associations were made. We met some folks who sincerely
believe in the film. There are good people in the world...I can confirm this.

I wish I could tell you about all of the other great goings-on, but it would all end up jinxing this whole thing and make me look like a
fool. Those stories will have to wait...if things continue to move like they've been, the film will be finished by Christmas...


In The Meantime:
- More weddings were held...this time Craig Moorhead married the beautiful Kiyoung Nam this past weekend...both of whom were
a large part of the GH crew. Much handclapping took place.


- Brainbox Productions continues to create the show "Small Space, Big Style" each Tuesday night on HGTV

- Jason Orfanon bought a new hard drive.

- Marissa Ronca and Nick Panagopulos went to Mexico.

- Courtney Koestler moved to Madison, WI.

- Todd Rohal got a new radiator for his car.

- Richie Sherman doesn't respond in a timely manner to phone calls or emails.

This is what makes the post-production process so hard to keep you updated on...your nap times are much, much more interesting at
this point. As soon as we finish the optical effects, titles, dialogue editing, sound effects editing, background editing, foley editing, music
rights clearances, music editing, score composition, end credit creation, premix, mix, mastering, negative cutting, color timing, answer
printing, 2nd answer printing, 3rd answer printing, optical track creation, dolby licensing, synch checking and shipping we'll have some
real news to relay to you. Solid stories that will make you laugh and make your stomach gurgle in anticipation...




My Summer Vacation...The Forevertron of Baraboo, WI

 

Our T-shirt stock has currently dwindled to next to nothing. Thank you to all who have ordered and supported the film thus far.
Please email us with information about contributions to ensure we've got some product for you. More is on the way...eventually.

Also...our good friend Frank Bruchart is featured on the Vintage Vantage site sporting our T-shirts they created. Way to go, Pappy F!
It took about 40 minutes for that page to load on my computer, but it's worth a look.

Thank you all for the past year of work and support...free doughnuts in the kitchen.


Also, this.

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:: 7-25-05 - Hippie Sticks ::

Q: Why isn't this film in theaters yet?
A: So often the question...and one with an easy answer:
It's not finished yet.
Q: But some other films that shot last year are now finished...why can't this one be?
A: Because we're on a much lower budget, we all work day jobs, and our film is going to be better than the other ones.
Things that come out fast are always disappointments, aren't they? Burger King, Taco Bell and live news coverage is
never quality material. This movie will be like a $25 hamburger...a $16 taco....or 60 Minutes II. Flawless.

This past weekend we began the Foley sessions....meaning we went through the film again and again to re-record all of the small
sounds we couldn't get during production. Dog claws on pavement, bare feet on dirt, puke hitting the sidewalk...we made it all
happen in a soundproof booth measuring 9 feet by 4 feet...fueled by cookies, Twizzlers, Cheez Curls and Fritos.
Many thanks to Craig, Courtney, Jason, Amanda, Kiyoung and Cable (The Michael Winslow of the Mid-Atlantic) for lending
their feets and smarts to create a thoughtful sound design.
Also thanks to Brainbox for allowing us to destroy their sound facility.


As we finalize our soundtrack, you can get a sneak preview of some of the tunes we'll be including by visiting the websites of:
Vollmer
The Moldy Peaches
Kongar-ol Ondar

...and buying all of their CDs.

Much more on that soon enough....

If anyone knows how to get in touch with Michael McDonald, please let us know. We can't afford his music.

Lastly, we have officially SOLD OUT of our official Guatemalan Handshake T-shirts. Thank you a million times to all
who have supported this film with donations of money and labor for something you're all still in the dark about.
I hope you can someday sell those shirts on ebay and double your investments.

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:: 5-31-05 - On and on, upward and onward! ::

Editing continues. Nearing completion. So close. Trimming here and there. Snipping away at little bits so that you don't get uneasy
in your seats or complain of confusing parts. It's hard to update you at this point...the work is constant, but not as exciting as last
year's eventful days.

So, here are a few photos of how things look.

This is what I stare at daily:

And here is what the film looks like so far:

The timeline at the bottom is the entire film, mostly audio tracks scattered around everywhere...but that's it as it stands tonight.
So, take that to Chinatown and bootleg it.

For a story on how we almost took some dirty money, go HERE.

Thanks for your continued patience...more news very soon...maybe a newsletter as well.

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:: 3-15-05 - Three Bits ::

#1 - There is a new interview posted with GH Producer Marissa Ronca on the Interviews page. In-depth, and No-Holds-Barred.

#2 - There is a kind mention of our film in the newest issue of FILMMAKER MAGAZINE. Read it here, and buy at your local
newsstand today (or at least until spring takes over).

#3 - A Story - Early on in the pre-pre-production phase of this film, we were set up to meet with a local rich fellow named Jack.
We were hoping he'd consider investing in our small foray, as he once produced the film Red Scorpion with Dolph Lundgren.
Although he did indulge us with many stories about making action films in 1986, he never did get back to us with any financial help.
As it turns out, that was all for the best...as he was (allegedly) funneling funds from Native Americans into the wrong places. Whoops.

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:: 1-13-05 - Do Wakka Do ::

We've been leaving you hanging, haven't we? The suspense is killing you, isn't it? What's going on? Where have we been?
It's been quite awhile since our last update, but rest assured, things are moving forward as fast as ever. The film is currently running a
little over two hours...much longer than the 10-15 minute estimate I calculated. We're in the process of refining the cut and then moving
on to some sound work, then raising more funds, then doing more sound work, mixing, cutting and...aw, geez...

So when are you going to get to see this thing?
Excellent question...

If things keep moving along as they are and my paychecks multiply by 70, we'll have something ready by the summer. Stay tuned...it's
not that far off. We hope to have a quiet screening in the area we shot the film in and then have it in other parts of the world a bit further
down the road. In the meantime, please entertain yourselves with the following:

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:: 12-06-04 - Forward ::

This past weekend was spent in New York with Superstar editor C. Alan Canant. I don't want to spoil anything, but there is plenty
to celebrate. Many of the crew gathered for a Thanksgiving weekend in the woods of West Virginia. Much merriment and dog
romancing ensued.

For now, there are more INTERVIEWS to catch up on. One with the sweet Sheila Scullin, the other from the abusive Rich Schreiber
(who's band will be playing in NY on the 17/18th of this month).

if anyone has photos of Watson the dog, please email them to us, as we are in the process of building a cast member page.
As we all know, Watson's elusive nature eluded our set photographers. Thanks.

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:: 11-16-04 - Insight ::

A new INTERVIEW has come in over the wires...this one from esteemed 2nd unit director Charlie Cline.
Read all about the trials of the 2nd unit crew, how Charlie's finger was nearly severed and then saved in a
Pharmacy parking lot, and how Charlie was bear-hugged by an 80-year-old man.

Keep the INTERVIEW section of this site bookmarked...as you never know when a new story will come in on the wires.

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:: 10-25-04 - Humiliation Pt. 1 ::

Many of the crew and some of the cast of THE GUATEMALAN HANDSHAKE are graduates of the Ohio University School of Film,
School of Art and School of Education.
Check out the OHIO UNIVERSITY site for a brief video story on the film. If that link doesn't work try THIS ONE.

Also...congrats to our girl Katy Haywood (who portrays Turkeylegs in The GH) on a successful first run of her play ALL THE SMALL THINGS which sold out it's entire run. I saw it, and it was indeed an awesome sight.

Catch GH star (and favorite zombie from the original DAWN OF THE DEAD) Jim Krut as Dracula in Gettysburg, PA this weekend.
The man is an acting machine, and once stabbed another actor in the stomach to prove this. Stabbed him dead.


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:: 10-21-04 - Makin' Woopie ::

We couldn't wait to make another movie, so the GH team joined forces once again this past week to shoot a few additional scenes
for our movie. This past July we decided to shoot some scenes after the main shoot...and those scenes happened...boy did they.

With a slightly scaled-down crew we camped out in a Carlisle, PA motel next to the turnpike and picked up some random shots. We spent
a day on the sweeping acres of Flanagan Farm, the parking lot of Baker's restaurant, another at Fay's Country Kitchen and the
longest day at the Frank estate, home to our kind friend Roxanne.

Highlights included a stirring scene involving stuntman Jim McNamee and a dumpster as well as our own TJ Bream floating in
a wheelchair on a small pond.

We even landed a couple of mentions in the local papers. Here and here. Same paper twice in a week...almost as good as Wizard of ID.

Behold the memories:

As work continues, please entertain yourselves with the two previews we've made available:

TRAILER 2

TRAILER 1

Also, there's the GUATEMALAN HANDSHAKE F.A.Q. PAGE, where I answer all of your F.A.Q.'s to the best of my ability.

And soon a new GUATEMALAN HANDSHAKE CAST/CREW INTERVIEW featuring GH's very own "Baby Legs".

Thanks, as always, to all the folks who helped us out this past week.

Do it to it.

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:: 09-28-04 - Your Monthy Dose ::

How quickly time moves on...

This past weekend we witnessed our beloved producers Nick and Marissa join in Holy Matrimony.
The wedding was a sight to behold, as Nick's sister surfed on my back and, soon after that, Jim McNamee jumped on top of me.

In celebration of their wedding, I bring you another short TRAILER FOR SEPTEMBER .
This one might give you a little more of an insight into what's going on at Editing HQ in New York.

Last month's trailer is here, if you missed it already.

Here is the new GUATEMALAN HANDSHAKE F.A.Q. PAGE, where I answer all of your F.A.Q.'s to the best of my ability.

Also, new this month is the first installment of the GUATEMALAN HANDSHAKE CAST/CREW INTERVIEW. This week we take on crew member Jared Larson, who gives plenty of behind-the-scenes gossip.

Each month we'll get to know an new member of the GH team while everyone else scrambles to get the film cut. Enjoy.

Here comes fall...

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:: 08-19-04 - A Taste ::

Editing is now underway in the cities of New York and Washington, D.C.
To whet your appetites, please check out a short TRAILER created just for you.

Make sure you have QuickTime installed...and have your sound turned up.
Those with dial-ups should be patient...word on the street says it's worth the wait.

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:: 08-02-04 - Done ::

THE GUATEMALAN HANDSHAKE has wrapped principal photography.
Thanks to all who came out and made this thing happen.
More info about the next steps is on the way...right after we clean up the mess we've made.
See you all soon...Camp Guatemala is closed for the season.

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:: 07-22-04 - Derby Shoot::

Join the cast and crew of THE GUATEMALAN HANDSHAKE this SATURDAY, July 24th at:

Susquehanna Speedway Park
690 York Road
York Haven, PA 17315

Watch us attempt to shoot the greatest demolition derby scene ever put to film. Bring the family, bring the kids.
Rain announcements and updates will be posted here.

5:00-10:00

From Harrisburg/Points North:

* Get on 83 S towards York / Baltimore
* Take exit 32 for PA-382 / Newberrytown
* Turn RIGHT onto PA-382 N (1.4 miles)
* Turn LEFT onto York Road (1.3 miles)
* The Speedway will be on your LEFT.

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:: 06-29-04 - Shazaam!::

News:
After three years of writing and almost a year of preparing, we commence production on Friday, July 2nd and go non-stop until August 1st.
We've cast nearly 100 roles for the film and found dozens of locations...the fireworks, demolition derbies, floating cars, dogs, turtles and kids are all set to go.

For the latest information from the set, check in daily to the GUATEMALAN HANDSHAKE SET JOURNAL.
The journal will be updated by the cast and crew during production. With these new picture phones we'll be able to post photos from the set as the production happens.

Keep the hot side hot...and thank you for the continued support, prayers, candy and funds.

See you in August,

TR and all

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:: 06-21-04 - They Shoot Horses Don't They?::

News:
Time is moving like a rocket.
The updates are plentiful.
This site will soon become a bit stagnant while we shoot the film. Check back soon, or join our Mailing List to hear the lastest. You will be able to read the Guatemalan handshake web log which will be created by the cast and crew while this film is being shot. If there are no entries, you can rest assured that the crew is getting a hefty workout.

If you find yourself in Eastern PA this summer, be on the lookout for our filmmaking caravan...which will consist of a large box truck, an RV with a sweet brown and yellow stripe, and a short school bus filled with our cast and crew.

Many thanks to the Rogers family for donating their sweet-ass RV:

That's right...not only is this 1974 Travelcraft capable of hitting speeds of 35mph, but it boasts and
AM/FM and a couple of captains chairs. Consider this the GH Command Center. The future is made here.

This is Brody and Hannah's Dad. You'll meet both of them soon, as they are stars in the making.

Here's the C-Car arriving in Dillsburg for the first time. This was my dad's father's day present...an 8 hour trip.

And here is a portion of the motorway where we'll be shooting this film.
This track is run in a similar fashion to our shoot. I really like the folks here.
All of you will be invited out to join us for a shoot here in July. Stay Tuned.

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:: 06-06-04 - 1 Month 'Til Shootsville::

News:
We've reached the one month mark and will begin production on July 2nd in Dillsburg, PA.
Everything is moving according to plan, there is no reason to panic.
While in New York, under the cover of night, we shot the first scene of the film with little fanfare.
The scene featured the much liked-actor/director/singer/songwriter Cory McAbee (The American Astronaut/
The Billy Nayer Show
) and he gave it his all. Join him this month on his tour of the west here.

Thanks is also due to the many bright, talented and humorous kids who came to our audition in Harrisburg last week.
The talent pool is deep in the state capital. We will be contacting everyone soon.

As we continue to prepare for the upcoming shoot, I'd like to share a few moments from the past week:

 

As always, please CONTRIBUTE to the production.
We need your help.

We're still looking for a few actors, locations and props. Email us if you have any of these, or a TRAINED WHITE DOG...a dog that is a little more controllable than this one:

If you have a companion that you'd like to see on the screen...contact us HERE.

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:: 06-02-04 - Turkeylegs - Where Art Thou?::

Turkeylegs Auditions Today in Harrisburg

TURKEYLEGS: 8-12 (Female); A hero in the making. Thin, tomboyish, constantly
dirty and still growing a full set of teeth, Turkeylegs is incredibly independent and loyal,
and her face beckons both pity and sympathy.
When Turkeylegs' best friend mysteriously disappears, she decides to deal with
the loss by joining, not fighting the world of adulthood.

Do you know a potential Turkeylegs? If she's in the Harrisburg area, we'd like
to meet her!

We're holding auditions today, Wednesday, June 2nd at the Gamut
Theater in downtown Harrisburg. Auditions are casual and fun. No need
to get nervous or dressed up, just bring your smarts.
Here's the Info:

When: Wednesday, June 2nd, 2004
Time: 4:00PM to 7:00PM
Where: The Gamut Theater, Strawberry Square, 3rd Floor (above the Food Court) Harrisburg, 17101
Who: Girls, ages 8 to 12
Questions? Call Marissa at (202) 841-0777

 

Other news:

We're still looking for a few actors, locations and props. If you have any of these, or a TRAINED WHITE DOG...click HERE.

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:: 05-19-04 - We've Only Just Begun::

Let's start off this week with some photos...


We're ready to roll. Ivan Dimitrov (right), and Daniel Stern make
the traditional "Fists of Celebration" in anticipation of production.


Awaiting it's moment in the spotlight, the future starring vehicle of
"The Guatemalan Handshake" currently awaits a facelift.


If you run into a fellow named Butchie while shopping for a
Mustang, know that you are in the presence of greatness.


Jim McNamee and Sage Rockermann will be designing the
sets and creating the proper atmosphere for this film. Trust them.

This past weekend we met a great number of great people in and around Harrisburg, PA. If anyone ever tells you that the world is a cruel
place, they're lying to you. Wonderful people exist, and we have met them.
Today I salute the heroes of the track, Jason, Dawn and Butchie.
Jason will be constructing our Demolition Derby car and cordinating the derby itself. Butchie is a man who can get anything at any time...
AND he owns a school bus. How cool is that?

If you're ready to pledge your support, DO IT. So far, not one injury or death has resulted from purchasing one of our fine T-shirts. Compliments abound...isn't it time you got yourself one of those? Do yourself a favor...support our film.
Click here to CONTRIBUTE to the film.

We're still looking for a few actors, locations and props. If you have any of these, or a TRAINED WHITE DOG...click HERE.

This week's star contributor - Ed Ash of San Diego, CA....the man who is down with Robots. Enjoy your new threads, Eds.

:: 05-06-04 - T Minus Two Months And Counting::

Thank you...always good to start off with a thank you...to Brent and David in Wilmington, NC for putting together
our Dirty Shorts presentation down there. Also big thatnks to THE FURIES for playing their hearts out.
Special shout-out to the fellow below who couldn't wait for the night to begin...
Comfy couch, check...bottle of beer, check....Guatemalan Handshake postcard, check.


(Shhhhh...quiet now)

Plenty of action continues to occupy us at Guatemalan HQ...we'll be back up in the Harrisburg area on the weekend of May 15th
to scout some more locations, meet with a few actors, visit a few friends and eat some fresh pies at Bakers.
If you have somthing you'd like to contribute to the film...be it a house, a demolition derby car, a small white dog,
a child or a grandparent, drop us a line HERE.

A special thanks to our friend Marie Novak, who helped us at the casting sessions and location scouts...she is headed back to
Sweden to milk the pigs. Perhaps she'll end up joining us this summer, perhaps she won't...

Please remember to CONTRIBUTE to the film. Your support makes this production happen.
This week's star contributor - Rachel Smith of San Francisco, CA....a former trombonist and future gymnast. Thanks, Rachel.

:: 04-19-04 - I Should Stop Eating Fast Food::

Thank you a million times over to everyone who attended this past weekend's auditions.
If the local Dillsburg production of Bugsy Malone, Jr. comes through your town, I recommend you see it.
Tours begin this summer.


(Not the production we saw)


Summer is approaching quickly. Shooting begins July 2nd.

See below to learn how to help contribute. We need your help.
Now is the time.
Not later.
Now.

Current contribution winner: Lior Ben-Aharon of Los Angeles, CA


For other questions and information CONTACT US and we'll send help

:: 04-10-04 - Artists Unite to Support the "Cause"::

We couldn't remained satisfied with just our designer T-shirts supporting our film. No.
From Baltimore Artiste Alex Roper, we are proud to unleash THE GUATEMALAN HANDSHAKE POSTER to the public at-large.

You're going to have to move quick on these, as a LIMITED RUN of only 100 posters were made.
Each poster was HAND-CRAFTED, meticulously silk-screened and cut to the custom size by Herr Roper himself.

When asked if he would make any more of these posters, Mr. Roper replied: "No. Never."
So get yours while you can...they will really blow you away and add a glorious orange glow to whichever room or rooms you decide to
hang them in.

Posters are available from this site on the